Wankshuary

A safe place to masturbate. Usually a place one uses frequently.

The missus isn't putting out lately. The tool shed has become an ad hoc wankshuary

by Lucian the girthy December 2, 2016

wanktuary

Your dorm room when your roommate is out of town.

"Dude, I'm not playing basketball, HBO's got porn on and my dorm is a certified wanktuary."

by fittnacious April 2, 2007

Wankuary

The month following drycember where people are allowed to masturbate freely once again.

"Its been a long drycember this years wankuary is gonna be seriously messy"

by Jizzm26 (The Jizzster) December 31, 2012

Wankshard

The source of all evil
The 2nd most terrible insult you can give to someone...
the most terrible is a combination of two words

Bollocky +wankshard

*He's such a BOLLOCKY WANKSHARD!

*Woah my ex really does look like wankshard.

*Me- Hey Liss and Panda did you hear about that wankshard down the street.

Liss- Yeah i did! he is so foul.

Panda- hes such a Bollocky wankshard.

Liss- *disgusted horrified face*

by Maddzyroo August 2, 2010