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swanktuary 

A cozy humble cabin in the woods or by the lake where you can go to relax and have a simple existence, far removed from all the glitz, glamour, and fakery of the big city and obnoxious wealth.
I always super-appreciate whenever anyone shows basic kindness and generosity towards me in any form, and so occasionally I seek out a swanktuary to just think over my life and realize how truly blessed I am, regardless of fancy-pants possessions or surroundings.
swanktuary by QuacksO July 29, 2021
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sanctuary campus

A tuition hungry university that knowingly enrolls undocumented international students.
Using humanitarianism as a smoke screen, faculty at New York Institute of Technology petitioned for NYIT to serve as a sanctuary campus.
sanctuary campus by SeniorMoment54 October 3, 2017

wanktuary 

Your dorm room when your roommate is out of town.
"Dude, I'm not playing basketball, HBO's got porn on and my dorm is a certified wanktuary."
wanktuary by fittnacious April 2, 2007

Spanktuary

Spanktuary (noun): A special place in one's home dedicated specifically to masturbation.
1.) I'm going to spend some time in my spanktuary after work this evening.

2.) Our son has been frequenting the family spanktuary quite often as of late.

3.) Susie, you unload the dishwasher and vacuum the living room while Billy scrubs the floor of the spanktuary.
Spanktuary by ganjamancer May 18, 2010

sanctuary 

a small safe place in a troubling world
"where is she?"

"in her sanctuary, crying"
sanctuary by quotelover28 September 30, 2012

Skanktuary 

Any place filled with many skanky women
"look at all these skanks up in here."
"yeah dude, this place is a skanktuary."
Skanktuary by YoungBlood42008 August 5, 2009

Stanktuary 

Coined by Donald Trump
My living room after tacoball.
Just crushed that chimichanga, my house bout to be a stanktuary
Stanktuary by TrumpDictionary February 4, 2020
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

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