wanktab

Any person who is a work colleague AND eminently despicable.
Depending on your mood,obviously.
Always ready to do you a bad turn,sometimes prior to the drop of a hat.
Usually a cruel,thin-penised individual in a postion of minor authority.

"That wanktab Iain needs to wash his feet so we can breathe. And then fuck off and let us skive in peace and tranquility."

wanktab by El Neilio January 20, 2005

wankable 

An image, thought, or action that can be used to wank to. synonymous with masturbateable.

Damn that girl is looking hot today, shes wankable.

wankable by Los Reyes October 10, 2005

wanktastic 

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"ooh thats a wanktasic set of tits!"

wanktastic by Tom Jones June 1, 2003

wankstablishment 

A venue that is full of pretentious wankers.

Guy 1 : Hey did you want to check out that new bar? I think we'll need to wear slacks and nice shoes.

Guy 2 : Sounds like a bit of a wankstablishment to me. Let's just go to the pub and watch the game.

wankstablishment by Balkan Warrior March 14, 2009

Wanktalk 

When a guy is having a phone or internet conversation whilst half-heartedly having a wank. The case may be that he is more interested in wanking than having the conversation. Frequently happens during phone sex/cybersex.

Rob: Hey Jim, you know what?

Jim: What?

Rob: When we were talking on the phone last night, you wouldn't shut the fuck up and I got bored, so I started wanktalking.

Jim: O RLY?!

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I'm feeling horny so I'm gonna start cybering Sarah so I can have a wanktalk.

Wanktalk by SuperWank December 16, 2008

wanstable 

Someone who desperately wants to be a police officer, but for whatever reason is not in that profession. Combines the words wannabe and constable, the latter being the title of a police officer in Canada.

Dude, that John guy works at mall security but he's such a wanstable.

wanstable by TheDuude December 9, 2008

wangtabulus 

Better than sex. (Used to describe anything amazing.)

Sterling: That's wangtabulus!!

wangtabulus by guitarz_rox September 5, 2008