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Wankability 

a scale from 0 to 10 of how wankable something is.

0 means that you wouldn't think of it.

10 means thats its so wankable that you'll do it there and then.

the wankability of mobile phone porn scores 0.5.
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whackability 

a unit of measure for how much you'd like to masturbate or jerk off to a particular person or movie.
A well known porn star said, "The most important thing about a porno is its 'whackability.'" Or, "You gotta see the movie for it's sheer whackability."
whackability by sigfreyd June 24, 2005

dankability 

Dankability is the scale in which you determine the quality of something. The higher the dankability the better the quality.
Winning the lottery is Extreme Dankability.
Getting robbed by a friend has a Low Dankability.
dankability by JT54 January 3, 2009

Wagability 

A songs ability to make your butt waggle.
This song has great wagability!

On a scale from one to waggle, how much wagability does this song have?
Wagability by Butt Turkey November 27, 2021

Wapability 

the rating between 1-10 of how much you want to wap (stick your dick in) after fulll body sweep analysis taking face, tits and how dirty they look into consideration iwapability rating of 8
I.e cheryl cole wapability rating of 10 ( highest score available)
Wapability by sir pizzy April 5, 2010

workability 

A term to measure if something works well or not.
Ex: "How is the workability of that new smartphone?"
workability by fermattei October 1, 2013
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