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Someone who desperately wants to be a police officer, but for whatever reason is not in that profession. Combines the words wannabe and constable, the latter being the title of a police officer in Canada.

Dude, that John guy works at mall security but he's such a wanstable.

wanstable by TheDuude December 9, 2008

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Wanstable

A person who wants to be a cop so bad they go out of their way to police people.

Someone who wears apparel or accessories that officers might wear as part of their uniform like a flashlight in belt holster, a utility belt or a tactical vest.

He pulled a guy over because they were driving while using their phone. Such a wanstable!

Wanstable by Wanstable Willy June 2, 2021

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Wannable

noun.

the strongest group of people in this generation who chose to battle with time even though they're expected to lose. People who decided to dedicated their all on 11 people who they waited for so long but only had a short encounter. They are a group of people also known as the 12th Star ---WANNA ONE's 12 Star, the people who will still choose to stay without guarantee and will wait for the spring breeze to finally pass by.

"Wannable will always stay with Wanna One."

"Wannable, i love you."

"Wannable? Wannable? Wannable? Goodbye."

Wannable by bunssodandan September 28, 2019

Wannable

A fan of the KPOP group Wanna One, he/she will stay by their side forever and support them through all the ups and downs. This person also supports and loves *all* of the members.

Anti-fan: Wanna One sucks!
Kpop fan: Hey! I'm a Wannable and I always will be.

Wannable by Soft Fluff April 19, 2018

wannable

They are fans of the popular group that was made out of trainess from different agencies called Wanna One.

She/He is a fan of Wanna One called Wannable

wannable by Once_Twice December 19, 2017

wankable

An image, thought, or action that can be used to wank to. synonymous with masturbateable.

Damn that girl is looking hot today, shes wankable.

wankable by Los Reyes October 10, 2005

wankstablishment

A venue that is full of pretentious wankers.

Guy 1 : Hey did you want to check out that new bar? I think we'll need to wear slacks and nice shoes.

Guy 2 : Sounds like a bit of a wankstablishment to me. Let's just go to the pub and watch the game.

wankstablishment by Balkan Warrior March 14, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026