Wankabear

A toy which is commonly bought buy adults for their children who are usually between the ages of 4-10. The bear comes fully equipped with functional anatomically correct masturbating abilities which sole purpose is to discharge the child's sperm via rapid movement of the penis with an up and down gripping motion. It is used to bring children with mental disabilities to a euphoric state of mind.

''John the boys are acting up again, give them the Wankabear''

by Wankabear October 23, 2014

wannabeard

<I>n.</I> A partially or patchily-grown but still significant amount of facial hair beneath the lower lip; a dirty goatee; more than a soul patch and less than a beard.

Check out John's wannabeard; dude needs more testosterone.

by Omar K. December 9, 2008

wannabealoserr

(a.k.a: rachel) an very talented young youtuber who has issues covering up her cleavage. (we forgive her, it'd take a turtleneck to contain those beasts. lucky bitch.) she's smart, beautiful, and quite hilarious.

"go to youtube and watch wannabealoser." "IT'S TWO 'R'S, YOU NOOB! WANNABEALOSERR!!"

by wannabearachell March 2, 2010

WannaBePresidentVille

A typically delusional state of mind of wannabe politicians who wish to test the waters and gauge a run for President of the United States.

While in this realm these folks typically make frequent trips to early primary/caucus states such as Iowa and New Hampshire, and appear frequently on the glass house Faux News network to espouse their beliefs and cast stones at the current Administration.

Most of Sarah Palin's supporters rode in a crusty old yellow cheese bus to her last political rally in WannaBePresidentVille.

by dookeyboy January 21, 2011

Wannabeaboo

The definition of when someone watches anime not to appreciate how good it is, but just for the aesthetic and to be quirky and different for not watching shows with real actors.

Melissa: Have you seen Jenny, she says she watches digimon, she's such a wannabeaboo.

Karen: Wow, she doesn't even watch JoJo's Bizzare Adventure?

by void_moh May 21, 2020

wannabear

A gay guy who calls himself a bear as an excuse for being grossly fat or obese.

I went to the Den Night at The Laird to see some hairy, muscly bears, but there were too many wannabears there so I left real quick!

by gladboi June 4, 2009

wankbeard

When something just 'aint right, or is just generally shitty. Can also be abbreviated to 'beard.

That club was completely fuckin wankbeard

by lolololotek January 5, 2014