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wankpile 

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n. A collection of images used for masturbatory purposes. On photo-sharing sites such as Flickr, this will most publicly take the form of one user adding a picture to his/her "faves", whereupon the wankpilee will typically find their pictures amongst a pile of similar photos.
v. The act of adding a picture to your wankpile.
This picture of my new boots has just been wankpiled!
wankpile by shhexy corin December 16, 2008
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wankpile 

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A Big huge fat fuck off pile of wank, but.. in a pile.

This reminds me of martins face, at night.. whilst he sucks my big long twang under the sheets, at the same time tibbsey is plucking his pubic region.
A huge pile of wank tittys, compiled of a penguin dancing to the sound of music, especially in the atlantic, although... marten does like to smell other mens pe.nis. He also saves up wanks to make a wankpile.
wankpile by Infin1ty January 13, 2008
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Wankxile 

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To banish a roommate for the purpose of masturbation. Similar to sexile.
Lamar: Hey bro, you mind if you take a walk around the building? Sherry posted new photos from the beach.

Melvin: Aw man, you're wankxile-ing me again? This is the third time today!

Lamar: Come on, man, I can't do it with you in the room! It gives me the hebe-jebes.
Wankxile by smreidy November 10, 2011

Wankpike

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The term used for somebody who wears more rings than they have fingers yet also thinks they're 'cool' because they hang out in a local bar which has a little bit of decor.
The typical person that you see in a bar that tends to be in a suburb, (decorated like a bar in the middle of London, chrome etc) and is happy to buy drinks at £10 each and dance to Hed Kandi house music in order to believe that they are cool. In fact, they are a Wankpike
Wankpike by Dento12345 June 5, 2009

wankpiece

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1)The tool of the gods; A penis or clitoral member.

2)A fucking useless condescending cunt
1)My, thats a marvelously large wankpiece Dr Hibberd....!

2)My supervisor...
wankpiece by PJ January 9, 2005

WANKPIPE 

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Wankpipe :
Also referred to as a "Big bore" exhaust which is fitted to a 4 cylinder
Asian motor vehicle giving it little if no power gain.
Wankpipes are fitted to these cars to give them more rice.
While making them sound like a strangled goose. Commonly
On cars owned by young wankers who think their car is awesome.
When in actual fact it’s a no good worthless piece of shit.
Raymond : Geeze brother check out that wankpipe.
Dave : Hes/She's got rice!
Raymond : Ha har Yeah what a nobshine.
Dave : Yeap thats a sure big wankpipe
WANKPIPE by Phonepad August 10, 2003

wankpole 

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God, what a wankpole!
wankpole by P4lladium November 11, 2003
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