wankpiece

1)The tool of the gods; A penis or clitoral member.

2)A fucking useless condescending cunt

1)My, thats a marvelously large wankpiece Dr Hibberd....!

2)My supervisor...

wankpiece by PJ January 9, 2005

Wankpike

The term used for somebody who wears more rings than they have fingers yet also thinks they're 'cool' because they hang out in a local bar which has a little bit of decor.

The typical person that you see in a bar that tends to be in a suburb, (decorated like a bar in the middle of London, chrome etc) and is happy to buy drinks at £10 each and dance to Hed Kandi house music in order to believe that they are cool. In fact, they are a Wankpike

Wankpike by Dento12345 June 5, 2009

wankpile 

n. A collection of images used for masturbatory purposes. On photo-sharing sites such as Flickr, this will most publicly take the form of one user adding a picture to his/her "faves", whereupon the wankpilee will typically find their pictures amongst a pile of similar photos.
v. The act of adding a picture to your wankpile.

This picture of my new boots has just been wankpiled!

wankpile by shhexy corin December 16, 2008

WANKPIPE 

Wankpipe :
Also referred to as a "Big bore" exhaust which is fitted to a 4 cylinder
Asian motor vehicle giving it little if no power gain.
Wankpipes are fitted to these cars to give them more rice.
While making them sound like a strangled goose. Commonly
On cars owned by young wankers who think their car is awesome.
When in actual fact it’s a no good worthless piece of shit.

Raymond : Geeze brother check out that wankpipe.
Dave : Hes/She's got rice!
Raymond : Ha har Yeah what a nobshine.
Dave : Yeap thats a sure big wankpipe

WANKPIPE by Phonepad August 10, 2003

wankpreneur 

Wankers who loosely call themselves entrepreneurs. The poor mans wall street wanker.

Someone who started their business 2 hours ago and is already calling themselves a successful entrepreneur. Adding to the deluge of wankers already doing this for their own self gratification.

"Entrepreneur": "My life coaching business is going incredibly. I almost have my first client. #entrepreneur"

"Entrepreneurs" victim: "Who is this wankpreneur?"

wankpreneur by 30g November 21, 2019

wankpile 

A Big huge fat fuck off pile of wank, but.. in a pile.

This reminds me of martins face, at night.. whilst he sucks my big long twang under the sheets, at the same time tibbsey is plucking his pubic region.

A huge pile of wank tittys, compiled of a penguin dancing to the sound of music, especially in the atlantic, although... marten does like to smell other mens pe.nis. He also saves up wanks to make a wankpile.

wankpile by Infin1ty January 13, 2008

wankvice 

a vice in which to put your penis during masturbation, very s&m.

i'm finding it hard to walk straight today, sheila had the wankvice out again last night.

wankvice by queefmaster94 August 16, 2012