Vertebrain

One who thinks with his spinal cord, in other words, a complete and total idiot lacking all signs of logical thought.
Jebus, Joe's such a vertebrain!
by P4lladium November 10, 2003
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wankpole

God, what a wankpole!
by P4lladium November 11, 2003
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idion

A measure of idiocy, based on a multiple choice examination. Idions are awarded when someone answeres idiotically.
Dave's such an idiot. I bet he has over 100 idions.
by P4lladium November 06, 2003
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