idion

A measure of idiocy, based on a multiple choice examination. Idions are awarded when someone answeres idiotically.

Dave's such an idiot. I bet he has over 100 idions.

by P4lladium November 06, 2003

wankpole

see fuckstick

God, what a wankpole!

by P4lladium November 12, 2003

Vertebrain

One who thinks with his spinal cord, in other words, a complete and total idiot lacking all signs of logical thought.

Jebus, Joe's such a vertebrain!

by P4lladium November 10, 2003