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Clitoral 

Being over sensitive, too easily offended or hurt, similar to a clitoris.
He can dish it out, but he sure can't take it, he's so clitoral.
Clitoral by itsnotup2u June 7, 2007
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Clitoral 

{Adverb/Adjective/Noun} When a process or object is made unnecessarily complicated. Something that should be simple is: hard to find, not easy to use, or hard to figure out because someone designed it to be better but instead, made it suck for everyone. Things/objects (buttons/ latches/locks/people) can be clitoral if they are way more complicated than they should be. A function or process can be clitoral if it takes way too many steps and/or youtube videos to figure it out.
If i knew how clitoral this new software was gonna be , i woulda never bought it. Sh***t....This new remote was supposed to make life easier- not more clitoral!? The way they pass bills in congress is like..... f*cking clitoral...
Clitoral by MoneyBitetheRapper July 27, 2020

Clitoral 

Stop taking things so cliterally”
I had the clitoral worst night last night

Clitoral 

Stop taking things so cliterally”
I had the clitoral worst night last night

clitoral lint 

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Hood Mites
<While performing oral sex on his female companion>

Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*

Girl: "What's wrong?"

Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
clitoral lint by Jordan P January 16, 2017

Clitoral Virtuoso 

Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.
His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.

The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
Clitoral Virtuoso by tallcoolone August 12, 2009

Clitoral rubover 

Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

Also see rubover
Andy: Rachel, why are you walking like that?
Rachel: I hooked up with this boy last night and he played my clit like a turntable.

Nick: Suz, why do you have an ice pack on your crotch?
Suz: I had a little me time last night and gave myself the worst clitoral rubover ever.
Clitoral rubover by Ms. Base October 4, 2010
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