wankpilot

an idiot, an arsehole, someone who's annoyingly stupid

michael cram, you are a total wankpilot

by olaf February 26, 2004

Mayfair wankpit

A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.

Only a banker of Giles' ludicrous lack of taste would choose a Mayfair Wankpit like this.

by stanleybalds September 22, 2012

wankplode

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.

"I wankploded all over that biatch's face last night!"

by ZT May 10, 2005

Wankploos

An idiotic one plus fanboy/fangirl who thinks that it's the greatest company on earth, and supports the company regardless of what they do.

MKBHD is a wankploos fan.

Lew (from unbox therapy) is a wankploos fan.

by Boredom Police January 5, 2020

Sir Wanksalot

A formal reference to a male, typically late teens and early 20s, that wanks himself mutiple times a day. Typically affiliated with a porn addition and lack of employment.

Let me introduce you to my roommate John. However you can simply cal him Sir Wanksalot.

My brother, Sir Wanksalot, moved back in with mom and dad. What a looser.

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Wankalot (sir)

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot

that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

wankpot

A slightly stronger word for tosspot. A less intelligent person or one prone to making mistakes. Commonly used in Northern England.

He's a right wankpot.

by J Arthur December 6, 2004