wankiest

Of the poorest quality, of the lowest standard, the worst.

It was wankiest film I've seen all year and to think I wasted $5 on a ticket and 3 hours of my life.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

wankfest

A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.

UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.

by Titwanker May 22, 2004

wankist

a wanker, someone who is so into wanking that its like a passion, the passion of wanking.

that damn wankist wont stop wanking his wink

by Kyle March 21, 2004

Media Wankfest

An issue which incurs intense press coverage. Frequently a trivial scandal which is blown out of proportion and causes amateur journalists to jizz themselves.

Media Wankfest: 'Wayne Rooney smokes a cigarette' - Front page headline for 436 newspapers.

by SoloKong June 12, 2011

Wankest

Being more 'wank' than a 'wanker'

That has to be one of the wankest pieces of shit, I've ever saw.

by the anunciator December 10, 2003

Wankies

Anything used to collect semen after masterbatory ejaculation. Such as towels, kleenex, old socks etc.

"I cleaned my room the other day, man there were a lot of Wankies under my bed."

by Christoper M Norton May 28, 2006

wankfest

Secondary definition: A person (male or female) whose personality closely resembles the concept outlain by envisioning previously accepted definitions of the word "wankfest" (summary: a large festival of wank).

A giant of a bagpipe-playing college male wears a tight ski-suit to a Halloween party to impress females.

Females say: that guy is a major wankfest.

by anticipate&dominate March 29, 2009