Definitions by SoloKong
Media Wankfest
An issue which incurs intense press coverage. Frequently a trivial scandal which is blown out of proportion and causes amateur journalists to jizz themselves.
Media Wankfest by SoloKong June 12, 2011
Cock Seeking Missile
1. A slag, slut, tramp, ho.
2. A female who has had more penises inside her than a pair of old men's hire trousers.
2. A female who has had more penises inside her than a pair of old men's hire trousers.
Dan: "Mate, you've not had a shag in ages."
Jimmy: "Yeah I know, I've got a definite chance with that cock seeking missile over there though."
Jimmy: "Yeah I know, I've got a definite chance with that cock seeking missile over there though."
Cock Seeking Missile by SoloKong November 25, 2010
Aching for a Quaking
A female who appears as if she's yearing for some intense sexual activity.
Similar to hurting for a squirting but used if your sexual desires are much more aggressive towards the female in question.
Similar to hurting for a squirting but used if your sexual desires are much more aggressive towards the female in question.
Aching for a Quaking by SoloKong November 25, 2010