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Definitions by SoloKong

Media Wankfest 

An issue which incurs intense press coverage. Frequently a trivial scandal which is blown out of proportion and causes amateur journalists to jizz themselves.
Media Wankfest: 'Wayne Rooney smokes a cigarette' - Front page headline for 436 newspapers.
Media Wankfest by SoloKong June 12, 2011

Cock Seeking Missile 

1. A slag, slut, tramp, ho.

2. A female who has had more penises inside her than a pair of old men's hire trousers.
Dan: "Mate, you've not had a shag in ages."

Jimmy: "Yeah I know, I've got a definite chance with that cock seeking missile over there though."
Cock Seeking Missile by SoloKong November 25, 2010

Aching for a Quaking 

A female who appears as if she's yearing for some intense sexual activity.

Similar to hurting for a squirting but used if your sexual desires are much more aggressive towards the female in question.
See that bird over there in those high socks and short skirt...she's aching for a quaking!
Aching for a Quaking by SoloKong November 25, 2010