Kyle's definitions

skizzunk

meaning is a bronwn man who doesnt like to work or pay child support. Sort of like a scrub

that skizzunk better pay his child support

by kyle October 19, 2004

you're a cow!

it actually doesn't mean that the person is / resembles a cow it can also mean bitchy or fucking annoying!

"Well fuck you, you cow!"

by Kyle January 24, 2005

Ben Harper

Musician who has many different genres; folk, blues, rock, funk and now gospel. Technically, he's extremely talented. He has a nice sounding voice and his guitar playing is really something. As a songwriter, ehh, he's okay. Certainly no Bob Dylan, but who is, really? He could be some of the best things to happen in music the last 10 years.

Listen to "The Woman in You" and try to tell me that he sucks.

by Kyle February 20, 2005

Bananatime

A special time between man and banana where temporary bliss is reached by way of consumption of the said banana. (....... stop thinking that dirty thought, pervert.)

Hold all my calls! It's bananatime!
OR:
Enjoy the refreshing taste of a cool, clean, and refreshing bananatime!
OR:
(To be used in place of hammertime.)

by Kyle October 30, 2003

Elverdam

Of danish descent, means to be small and cheery while wearing tight pants and a courduroy jacket. These people often sound like they should be in German Porn movies and teach Canadians that it's not gay, just European, and that sometimes its fun to join in.

hey dude, is that kid in german porn movies or is he gay. No man, he is just Elverdam

by Kyle January 8, 2004

Poopshit

Possessing of characteristics socially defined and abnormally below average, ie. Stupid, retarded, moronic, idiotic.

Extreme below average I.Q.

Example 1:
Ryan Chambers' name is Poopshit.

Example 2:
Man 1: "Who is Poopshit?"
Man 2: "Ryan Chambers IS Poopshit!"

by Kyle July 21, 2004

lee mckinnon

oh no lee saw the definition. big fucking deal

as in lee is still a pussy

by kyle June 2, 2003