Kyle's definitions

cookies and cream

when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.

"I fucking cookied and creamed that bitch last night"

by Kyle March 14, 2005

H8T

hacker slang for hate

I h8t this peice of shit ok

by kyle July 27, 2004

Pacific Northwest

Oregon and Washington.

I live in the Pacific Northwest. Truthfully, it kinda sucks.

by Kyle February 19, 2005

fdi88dh

It's what Joanna is.

"I am a fdi88dh." -Joanna.

by Kyle January 17, 2005

sharf

To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

by Kyle August 15, 2006

DUTS

genital rash

i have duts all over my nut sack

by kyle October 12, 2003

flug

my own, personal way, of substituting "fuck"

you really flugged up this time bitch

by kyle December 29, 2004