The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
I don't know if it has a specific meaning, it just sounds good when you shout it at someone you don't like.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
One of only two obscene epithets (see also cocksucker) known by 98% of all living American citizens. The more concise and expressive "CUNT" is preferred by the rest of the English speaking cognoscenti.It conveys more emotion, and of couse, we have many more substitutes available than our war mongering cousins.
"George W. Bush is a retarded murdering motherfucker."
"No, George W. Bush is a retarded murdering CUNT who should be elected President of Iraq today and forced to serve two full terms. Cunting spunk-eating wankbag."
"No, George W. Bush is a retarded murdering CUNT who should be elected President of Iraq today and forced to serve two full terms. Cunting spunk-eating wankbag."
by titwanker May 30, 2003
Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
In the North of England, this describes a worn-out dirtbox, usually one that's spent half a life selling it. Almost exclusively used with the adjective 'old'.
by titwanker May 30, 2003