wankfact

A statement / fact that seems suspiciously like it had just been made up, and is likely only to be believed or swallowed by the stupid or gullible.

"Fireflies and all other animals with bioluminescent chemicals are fatal to lizards."

The above statement may well be a wankfact.

by Urschleim December 4, 2010

wankface

The involuntary gurning face contortions one makes while having a wank.

My girlfriend said she liked to see me wank but was disturbed by my hiddious wankface.

by max apple core October 10, 2006

wankface

A wanker a person who can't get any who is also ugly

Do you know what you are dave? i'll tell you what you are, YOU ARE A WANKFACE

by Robin January 3, 2005

wankface

A cool person, who is also very popular and funny, and looks a bit like Steve McQueen perhaps.

Hey Dave, I wish as much of a wankface as you, you get all the ladies frothing and that.

by Iain February 18, 2005

wankface

The name of my dads regulsr porn site.

Hey son stay out my room for the next 10 mins. Im just going to pull one off on wankface.com

by mr mellowfellow October 7, 2008

Wankfanta

Semen.

'oh darling granddaughter, just let him spooge his wankfanta on your forehead and then wipe his cock on the curtains, that's what we did in my day. Cookie?'

by Ahrr Cubie April 24, 2022