Wankfanta

Semen.

'oh darling granddaughter, just let him spooge his wankfanta on your forehead and then wipe his cock on the curtains, that's what we did in my day. Cookie?'

by Ahrr Cubie April 24, 2022

wankfact

A statement / fact that seems suspiciously like it had just been made up, and is likely only to be believed or swallowed by the stupid or gullible.

"Fireflies and all other animals with bioluminescent chemicals are fatal to lizards."

The above statement may well be a wankfact.

by Urschleim December 4, 2010

Wankatank

Aus. slang
Four wheel drives that never leave the bitumen. Mostly found on the Mornington Peninsula but occuring in other parts of Australia:

"Those wankatank drivers should all have to undergo appropriate training to be licenced to drive."

by Gari August 26, 2005

wankbastard

A bastard who wanks.

You are such a fuckin wankbastard

by Bumhat June 2, 2008

wankanease

talking like a twat, talking in a stupid way, talking jibberish

you speaking wankaneaze?

by ke11ett October 5, 2003

wankpants

Total and utter prick, however can often be a reasonable person when they are with you on their own. Often thinks they are better looking than they are, and acts like they are way out of your league, when in reality it is the other way around.

Oh... thats wankpants!

by Cheeky_chaz September 28, 2010

wankbankable

someone you put in your wank bank for later on when you feel lonely

dude, she is soooo wankbankable

by uberjai November 24, 2011