In its strictest sense, it stands for a marathon
masturbation (wanking) event. The
Junior Wankathon League (JWL) involves sustained
masturbation for at least 26 minutes 2 seconds, while the Intermediate Wankathon League (IWL) involves a period of 26 hours - practically speaking atleast
two 26 minute 2 second sessions in two days - and the Professional Wankathon League (PWL) is a period of 26 days - daily masturbation for 26 consecutive days with each session lasting not less than 26 minutes and 2 seconds. Timing is done on good
faith. To be accurate, if you have a kitchen count-down timer you may use it. Remember, to wash the timer before you return it to the kicthen. The event is regulated by bodies. Famous bodies include:
- the National Wankathon Association (NWA) in the USA
- the Indian Masturbation Federation (IMF) in India
- Proletariat Wanking Committe (PWC) in China
- Kerala Vanamadi Association (KVA) in the state of Kerala in India
In fact, the IMF and PWC are planning to host the billion-man-wank event in 2010 to showcase the growing clout of
Asian masturbators in the global arena.
Santosh has been an extra-ordinary athlete. He mastered the
Junior Wankathon at age 5, and progressed to rule the Intermediate League by age 8, and by teenage he used to
win at least
one Professional Wankathon event every 6 months.
