by zygmund July 27, 2003
A male who wears gay clothes, especially shoes shaped like peter pan. Also has a gay bag and pretends to like stella to compensate for being gay.
"You selby shit dick"
by zygmund December 08, 2003
Timed event, usually done by males, counting the number of times he can ejaculate within a given period.
Jim had 50 sponsors for his 24 hour wankathon, he managed to jack himself off 126 times and raised £400 for charity.
by zygmund July 27, 2003
The stinkiest fucking bitches crack you ever were unfortunate enough to encounter after having had too much alcohol.
I threw up on her hairy tits after she pulled her knickers down and I caught a wiff of her skunk pussy.
by zygmund December 08, 2003