Definitions by zygmund

selby 

A male who wears gay clothes, especially shoes shaped like peter pan. Also has a gay bag and pretends to like stella to compensate for being gay.

"You selby shit dick"

selby by zygmund December 8, 2003

skunk pussy 

The stinkiest fucking bitches crack you ever were unfortunate enough to encounter after having had too much alcohol.

I threw up on her hairy tits after she pulled her knickers down and I caught a wiff of her skunk pussy.

skunk pussy by zygmund December 8, 2003

Shit Stick 

The sex organ of a homosexual.

When the bot boy pulled out he looked down and noticed his shit stick.

Shit Stick by zygmund July 27, 2003

wankathon 

Timed event, usually done by males, counting the number of times he can ejaculate within a given period.

Jim had 50 sponsors for his 24 hour wankathon, he managed to jack himself off 126 times and raised £400 for charity.

wankathon by zygmund July 27, 2003