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Zangerdoodle 

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).
bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

(upside to this)

wankerdoodle 

When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.
Damnit! Rachel just gave me a wankerdoodle... again. I knew she had a penis.
wankerdoodle by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006

Wankerdoodle 

when you wank your doodle so hard it turns into a cookie
Wankerdoodle by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

wangdoodle

Willy Wonka's favorite sexual toy.
Hey Oompaloompa, where's my wangdoodle and KY?
wangdoodle by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

wankerdoodles 

A slur against individuals who wear pipperdoodles.
"Did you see Bachira and Chigiri the other day?"
"They're such wankerdoodles."

wankerdoodle 

A large penis with no hair.
Omg last night my wankerdoodle was so all up in her poontang.
wankerdoodle by Roo Is Awesome January 24, 2011