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a biological female femcel who desires a penis
its so over for her, she's a wandcel
wandcel by batz52e July 17, 2024
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A trusted guy by a lot of people
Likes to get girls everytime
professional in everything he does and never goes back on his words
He is amazing he must be called Wandel
Wandel by That one 420 November 7, 2019

Wandelloth 

A Wandelloth is a cross-bred cold-climate species of Wandella created with genetic engineering between a Woolly Mammoth and a Wandella Equipped with wands for fingers and covered with a very thick covering of hair.
Hence, a large, tusk equipped, thickly covered hairy man who stands around, who works at the airport.
"Dad, it's freezing outside. All those rampers are working so hard to turn that plane. Wait! what is that hairy sack of meat standing around watching everyone else work"?

"Son, Its a Wandelloth".
Wandelloth by alboz July 20, 2009
A guy who doesn't even try to talk to girls cause he's too busy wacking off
Bro, stop being such a wankcel and go pick up chicks
Wankcel by D Flawless January 4, 2020

Wandellahole 

(a circular or U shaped opening at the top of privy)
For warmth the cold-climate-ramp-version comes
equipped with a thick covering of hair & wand-flush.

(a place at the airport where a wandelloth will hide
during quick-turns while everyone else is working)

(a fine piece of china where a wandelloth will dine)
"all that work went down the" Wandellahole"
Wandellahole by alb12 May 10, 2010

Wandella 

The man who works at the airport who parks all the airplanes.
Look Wandella is going to park another airplane. Someday I hope to be a wandella
Wandella by Ron Chee July 19, 2009

Wandellacabra 

(a creature resembling a woolly mammoth and a chupacabra. Translated literally from Spanish as "work-sucker-outer." The Wandellacabra travels to airports
the world over sucking the work ethic out oframpers
Many believe Wandellacabra and Wandellasquitoman
are one in the same. Many believe its extra-terrestrial)
After noticing the ramper doing nothing but parking all
the planes all day long at the airport, the GM ordered the
ramper to Concentra for an exam. Tests later revealed
the ramper had been bitten by a wandellacabra The diagnosis was Wandellacabranucleosis
Wandellacabra by jimminee May 11, 2010
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