Wankcel

A guy who doesn't even try to talk to girls cause he's too busy wacking off

Bro, stop being such a wankcel and go pick up chicks

by D Flawless January 4, 2020

wankcel

A wankcel is a person, typically male, who is voluntarily celibate but is a harmless furious wanker.

Mr Santosh from the Twin Cities is a wankcel.

by DesiBugger June 4, 2018

Wankel

The call of a true Babipurian when they recognise one of their own in the wild.

Person 1: WANKEL!!!!

Person 2: Radishes are a mainstream vegetable!!!

by TheeProstidude August 11, 2020

wankception

To masturbate to the thought of masturbating; a wank within a wank.

Last night, i had the greatest wankception ever!

by cockofgold December 15, 2011

Wankel Rotary Engine

An ingenious engine design which avoids the reciprocal motion of the piston engine and manages to incorporate the suck, squeeze, bang, blow of internal combustion engines into a rotating piston.

Not a torture device of any kind.

The Wankel rotary engine is far more efficient than the latest hybrid cars, but nobody will buy one because it sounds too much like "wanker".

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

Wankelheimer

Another word for penis.

"Dang girl, quit yanking on my wankelheimer"

by Her02N0one October 24, 2013

wankelitis

A phychological condition rendering the victim unable to purchase a vehicle not powered by a Rotary engine. Many people with Wankelitis are Mazda fans. Severe cases may cause ranting on the ininefficiencies of the 4-Stroke Engine.

Because of my Wankelitis, I'm buying a Mazda RX-7 FD.

by James Hacklander July 28, 2008