Wankcel 

A guy who doesn't even try to talk to girls cause he's too busy wacking off

Bro, stop being such a wankcel and go pick up chicks

Wankcel by D Flawless January 4, 2020

wankcel 

A wankcel is a person, typically male, who is voluntarily celibate but is a harmless furious wanker.

Mr Santosh from the Twin Cities is a wankcel.

wankcel by DesiBugger June 4, 2018

Wankel 

The call of a true Babipurian when they recognise one of their own in the wild.

Person 1: WANKEL!!!!

Person 2: Radishes are a mainstream vegetable!!!

Wankel by TheeProstidude August 11, 2020

wankception

To masturbate to the thought of masturbating; a wank within a wank.

Last night, i had the greatest wankception ever!

wankception by cockofgold December 15, 2011

Wankel Rotary Engine 

An ingenious engine design which avoids the reciprocal motion of the piston engine and manages to incorporate the suck, squeeze, bang, blow of internal combustion engines into a rotating piston.

Not a torture device of any kind.

The Wankel rotary engine is far more efficient than the latest hybrid cars, but nobody will buy one because it sounds too much like "wanker".

Wankel Rotary Engine by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

Wankelheimer 

Another word for penis.

"Dang girl, quit yanking on my wankelheimer"

Wankelheimer by Her02N0one October 24, 2013

wankelitis 

A phychological condition rendering the victim unable to purchase a vehicle not powered by a Rotary engine. Many people with Wankelitis are Mazda fans. Severe cases may cause ranting on the ininefficiencies of the 4-Stroke Engine.

Because of my Wankelitis, I'm buying a Mazda RX-7 FD.

wankelitis by James Hacklander July 28, 2008