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Wandelloth 

A Wandelloth is a cross-bred cold-climate species of Wandella created with genetic engineering between a Woolly Mammoth and a Wandella Equipped with wands for fingers and covered with a very thick covering of hair.
Hence, a large, tusk equipped, thickly covered hairy man who stands around, who works at the airport.
"Dad, it's freezing outside. All those rampers are working so hard to turn that plane. Wait! what is that hairy sack of meat standing around watching everyone else work"?

"Son, Its a Wandelloth".
Wandelloth by alboz July 20, 2009
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Wandellahole 

(a circular or U shaped opening at the top of privy)
For warmth the cold-climate-ramp-version comes
equipped with a thick covering of hair & wand-flush.

(a place at the airport where a wandelloth will hide
during quick-turns while everyone else is working)

(a fine piece of china where a wandelloth will dine)
"all that work went down the" Wandellahole"
Wandellahole by alb12 May 10, 2010
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wanderloathe 

The opposite of wanderlust. A strong desire or urge to return home.
"Hey, wanna go to the store after we get food?" "Nah, I'm getting wanderloathe just thinking about it."