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waklo
waklo
Verb (v.) - 1. Someone who is bad at video games. 2. Someone who is unskilled at something.
Origins - The league of legends user "Waklo" in 2012.
Verb (v.) - 1. Someone who is bad at video games. 2. Someone who is unskilled at something.
Origins - The league of legends user "Waklo" in 2012.
waklo by doglover1981 May 7, 2013
Roll of Wallpaper
Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department
Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?
Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!
Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!
Roll of Wallpaper by blurtworth January 7, 2011
Texas Wallpaper
To stick a wet, moist Kleenex tissue used to wipe up cum onto someone's wall. Texas Wallpaper is similar to that of a traditional Tissue Swipe except that in the case of Texas Wallpaper, the tissue that is used to wipe up semen and/or vaginal juices after masturbation, a handjob or after vaginal or anal coitus, one sticks the tissue to the wall. It is imperative that the tissue still be moist or in a semi-moist state in order to stick. The allure of the Texas Wallpaper is the ability to create a wonderful display and conversation piece of multiple tissues with each tissue having its own unique story to tell. Sexual frequency clearly determines one's ability to decorate effectively with Texas Wallpaper. Texas Wallpaper was recently featured on Do It Yourself Network.
Stan blew his wet, steamy load on his girlfriend April's chest. After grabbing a tissue and wiping off his man load, Stan quickly selected a nice spot and plastered up some Texas Wallpaper. April's wall was beginning to look like a tissue paper covered float in the Texas Cavaliers River Parade.
Texas Wallpaper by Eaton Holgoode March 19, 2015
relationship wallpaper
When someone uses a large picture of their significant other or themselves with that significant other as computer (especially laptop) wallpaper to annoyingly illustrate the fact that they are in a relationship to the whole world, and especially their classmates.
Student1: look at that lamer using a pic of himself and his fat girlfriend at a toga party as relationship wallpaper.
Student2: yeah, look at that backfat on both of them. gross.
Student2: yeah, look at that backfat on both of them. gross.
relationship wallpaper by loulud79 November 6, 2009
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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