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n. Vulgar Slang

1. Colloquial slang for masturbation.
"the mother walked into the room while the young man was wallpapering the kitchen"
by Vutton February 27, 2004
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.
I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.
by Olly February 27, 2004
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