Definitions by blurtworth

Duke of Argyle's 

Cockney Rhyming slang for particularly painful piles.

Mum - Hiya son, did you enjoy your curry last night?

Son - Yes but now my Duke of Argyle's are in a right bloody state!

Duke of Argyle's by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Roll of Wallpaper 

Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department

Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?

Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!

Roll of Wallpaper by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Bite my Banger 

An alternative request to suck my dick

Friend 1 - Hey, it must be your turn to get the beers in?

Friend 2 - Bite my Banger

Bite my Banger by blurtworth January 5, 2011

Lick my left one 

An alternative to Bite my banger. Giving an individual the choice of which testicle to lick.

Friend 1 - Hey, I heard you copped off with a right minger the other night?

Friend 2 - Why don't you Lick my left one?

Lick my left one by blurtworth January 5, 2011