waiser 

waiser its a muitor from romania who is very fast typer and when night comes, he can't be calmed down anymore

waiser

waiser by killingegos August 5, 2024

Debbie Wasserman Schultz 

The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.

Fuck Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Debbie Wasserman Schultz by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016

Waiter Fakeout 

When you see the waiter/waitress walking toward your table with food that could potentially be yours but, he/she turns to the table next to yours and serves them performing a waiter fakeout

She was walking straight toward my table, my mouth started to water from the smell of the food. Then right when my excitement was reaching its highest point. She walked past to the table behind me committing the ultimate waiter fakeout

Waiter Fakeout by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015

jizz-wailer 

Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.

(1) "Man that Jizz-Wailer can really shred".

(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".

jizz-wailer by starwarsgeek March 10, 2010

Waiter Gods

Waiter Gods are the all knowing, unseen entities who control the ebb and flow of the great tip continuum. They are mysterious and unknowable ,but their wrath can be swift, cruel, and could possibly prevent you from makeing rent this month. As their name implies their dominian of power is over Waiters, but also has been know to effect assistant managers and unscrupulous bus boys.
If one whos income is dependant upon tips is themself a bad tipper then the Waiter Gods insure that mere spare change shall be returned to them with increaseing frequency. If the blasphemer does not repent he can expect to get screwed out of nights and weekends too. The Hindu religion refers to this as Karma, but this is naive and underscores the true power of the Waiter Gods.

Paul totally scamed that waitress at Applebee's last night, but the Waiter Gods made sure that the eight top on table 14 left ,like, six bucks.

Waiter Gods by angryboy July 23, 2006

waiter of bollywood 

Akshay Kumar is called as waiter of Bollywood..He has this past of his that makes him a waiter, also his fans always cry n wait for festival releases but he is not capable of that.

Do u think Waiter of Bollywood will retire without a single Biggest Hit of Year.

waiter of bollywood by Wickedmind May 12, 2019

Wheezy Waiter 

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.

Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)

In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.

Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)

There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.

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Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD

Wheezy Waiter by martha_s February 6, 2010