2 definitions by Urban Dictionarytist

When you see the waiter/waitress walking toward your table with food that could potentially be yours but, he/she turns to the table next to yours and serves them performing a waiter fakeout
She was walking straight toward my table, my mouth started to water from the smell of the food. Then right when my excitement was reaching its highest point. She walked past to the table behind me committing the ultimate waiter fakeout
by Urban Dictionarytist March 1, 2015
That moment when you wake up in the morning and it feels like your mouth has been drained of all wetness and turned into invisible cotton
Dude last night was so crazy that I ended up waking up with Morning Cottonmouth
by Urban Dictionarytist March 1, 2015