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WaiterBoy 

A little-known superhero, WaiterBoy uses various waiter-y instruments to defend the world of good against greater enemies. He prowls restaurants and cafes in his guise, guarding humanity from those intent on corrupting society's benevolence. By day he is a uni student, completing assignments and speaking multiple languages, but by night he dons his apron and commits himself to the unrewarding task of being mankind's protector.
WaiterBoy swooped down from the ceiling, his lethal bar tray in hand, and confronted the villains.
WaiterBoy by Elda December 24, 2008
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WaiterBoy 

A little-known superhero, WaiterBoy uses various waiter-y instruments to defend the world of good against greater enemies. He prowls restaurants and cafes in his guise, guarding humanity from those intent on corrupting society's benevolence. By day he is a uni student, completing assignments and speaking multiple languages, but by night he dons his apron and commits himself to the unrewarding task of being mankind's protector.
Lethal bar tray in hand, WaiterBoy swooped down from the ceiling to confront the villains.
WaiterBoy by Elda December 25, 2008

Chocolate waterboard 

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.
Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.
Chocolate waterboard by pdxgrl February 12, 2010

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding 

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.
The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.

Whiteboy weed 

The colorful term used by my brown-skinned neighbors to describe the pot I grew.
Yo son, you got some mo' o dat whiteboy weed we smoked yesterday? That shit sent me to the moon, kid! Whaddya dust dat shit wif crack or sumfin? Yo lemme get some mo' and I'll pay you on Friday, I swear I got a million dollar check coming to me
Whiteboy weed by The real Kyda December 15, 2010

sneaky whiteboy 

When a girl thinks a guy has a small dick, only to be shocked at how much larger it gets when aroused.
I didn't think he was packing much until he pulled a sneaky whiteboy on me and I had to choke down 8 inches!
sneaky whiteboy by StreakyBacon September 22, 2004

Whiteboyem 

A streamer that impersonates YouTuber iShowSpeed and gets clout from it.
Whiteboyem by speedfanboy69 July 30, 2022