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Wafty Growler 

A vagina with a very unusual odor; usually unpleasant
Sammy: Did you talk to Debra earlier?

Gerald: Yeah, I could smell her wafty growler from 50ft away
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wafty beaver

Female who has abnormally pungent, stinky snatch. The odor is so horrific that your pecker retreats like a frightened turtle going back into his shell. You don't want to go down on that bitch. The smell has such a lasting affect that you swear off porking.
As soon as Lisa dropped her panties, the wafty beaver attacked my sense of smell.
Adjective, origin unknown. Flaky, space-cadet, but in a *nice* way. Not generally used outside the Philadelphia PA region.
That wifty chick went out on her lunch hour and bought roses, but forgot to cash her paycheck!
wifty by Sharon Ann September 25, 2005
A word used to describe experiences, situations or people, this can mean a number of things such as something not making sense, or something crazy or things in between, because its a wafty word.
Example A:
Person 1: So i met this girl once and gave me the glock glock twist 3009
Person 2 (doesnt know what that means or does know what it means and knows its crazy): "Bruh that is wafty af"

Example B:
Person 1: "Well this thing isnt the same as another thing, thats pretty wafty"
Wafty by the_rozzler February 12, 2021
Used when something is wonky or if someone does something crap
That shot was wafty
The table is wafty
wafty by thelostlibertine April 1, 2005
A malnutritioned sauntering sodemite that looks like a child
Rob: I like my men waify. Nathan, you need to lose 40 lbs and remove all of your hair before we can hook up again
Waify by Slippy2178 April 23, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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