wifty 

Adjective, origin unknown. Flaky, space-cadet, but in a *nice* way. Not generally used outside the Philadelphia PA region.

That wifty chick went out on her lunch hour and bought roses, but forgot to cash her paycheck!

wifty by Sharon Ann September 25, 2005

wifty 

extremely cool or, in a gaming context, extremely powerful and cool

Wow! That new magical weapon is wifty.
Or
He's been playing forever, he's seriously wifty.

wifty by JosiBird October 30, 2006

wifty 

The female equivalent of a hubby. Over the years, it has replaced wifey, since wifty rhymes with nifty.

He couldn't wait to get home and sing a lil' song with his nifty lil' wifty.

wifty by Seshie June 5, 2018

wifty 

wifty can be another word for beast, sick, wicked and other words meaning cool or awesome things. it can also stand for White Inbred Fucking Tipsy Yaks. you can come up with something else that it stands for as long as the word yak or yaks is involved, (normally, actually forcibly as the last word)

"Hey dude, i just the most wifty thing EVER!"

"hey you guys, there's a wifty outside!"

wifty by lordhiseman May 11, 2009

WIFOYN 

What's In Front Of You Now?
a game played by texting someone a picture of whats in front of you with the above question forcing them to immediately take a picture of whatever is in front of them, no matter how embarrassing it may be, and sending it to you. it is considered cheating if the recipient of WIFOYN waits or turns to choose a better scene to text back.

text: WIFOYN with a pic
recieve a funny pic of what your friend is doing (ie:bubble bath with a rubber ducky and they are 28 years old)

WIFOYN by Kiki tha Great September 29, 2011

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy 

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022

millies.wifeyy 

@millies.wifeyy is a fanpage for millie bobby brown, has over 10,000 fans but deserves wayy more,she’s funny asf too 😋

stranger: ughh millies.wifeyy is so annoying

me:*murders them cutely* 😽

millies.wifeyy by 15kmbb on tiktok May 23, 2021