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Adjective, origin unknown. Flaky, space-cadet, but in a *nice* way. Not generally used outside the Philadelphia PA region.
That wifty chick went out on her lunch hour and bought roses, but forgot to cash her paycheck!
wifty by Sharon Ann September 25, 2005
Words you can keep
extremely cool or, in a gaming context, extremely powerful and cool
Wow! That new magical weapon is wifty.
Or
He's been playing forever, he's seriously wifty.
wifty by JosiBird October 30, 2006
Related Words
wifty wiftychr wifey Wifey Material witty wafty wiffy wift wify witty banter
The female equivalent of a hubby. Over the years, it has replaced wifey, since wifty rhymes with nifty.
He couldn't wait to get home and sing a lil' song with his nifty lil' wifty.
wifty by Seshie June 5, 2018
wifty can be another word for beast, sick, wicked and other words meaning cool or awesome things. it can also stand for White Inbred Fucking Tipsy Yaks. you can come up with something else that it stands for as long as the word yak or yaks is involved, (normally, actually forcibly as the last word)
"Hey dude, i just the most wifty thing EVER!"

"hey you guys, there's a wifty outside!"
wifty by lordhiseman May 11, 2009
What's In Front Of You Now?
a game played by texting someone a picture of whats in front of you with the above question forcing them to immediately take a picture of whatever is in front of them, no matter how embarrassing it may be, and sending it to you. it is considered cheating if the recipient of WIFOYN waits or turns to choose a better scene to text back.
text: WIFOYN with a pic
recieve a funny pic of what your friend is doing (ie:bubble bath with a rubber ducky and they are 28 years old)
WIFOYN by Kiki tha Great September 29, 2011

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy 

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

millies.wifeyy 

@millies.wifeyy is a fanpage for millie bobby brown, has over 10,000 fans but deserves wayy more,sheโ€™s funny asf too ๐Ÿ˜‹
stranger: ughh millies.wifeyy is so annoying

me:*murders them cutely* ๐Ÿ˜ฝ
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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