Definitions by thelostlibertine

Markism 

A religion surrounding (the almighty) Mark Payne

Are you a member of markism?

Markism by thelostlibertine May 9, 2006

Fag hag 

A woman who can't find a straight person to date so she hangs around with the gays

That girl over there the one with carpet legs is such a fag hag

Fag hag by thelostlibertine April 2, 2005

carpet legs 

A girl who seems to have lost the ability to find a razor, leaving her legs covered in the attractive german leg syndrome

That girl has carpet legs that you could run a lawnmower over

carpet legs by thelostlibertine April 2, 2005

lord of the rings drinking game 

1 Watch anyone of the incredible lord of the rings trilogy.
2 Invite friends/geeks/alcoholics
3 Add favourite shots
4 Everytime anyone says "THE RING" a shot must be taken by all

Rules The last man/woman/geek/alcoholic/friend/hobbit left standing (or Sitting) wins causing much gayity and rejoicing

lord of the rings drinking game by thelostlibertine April 2, 2005

I Love My brick 

Gr8 Father Ted phrase by father Jack

Shout out (best with two)"Fek" "Shite" "Arse" "Furniture Polish" "I Love my Brick" great for breaking the awkward silence often found in libraries

I Love My brick by thelostlibertine April 2, 2005

wafty 

Used when something is wonky or if someone does something crap

That shot was wafty
The table is wafty

wafty by thelostlibertine April 1, 2005

Mundi Ah tu batchi ka 

punjabi phrase sung by punjabi mc meaning here come the boys. However much more fun to use as a random expletive.

"Mundi Ah tu batchi ka! I forgot my homework"

Mundi Ah tu batchi ka by thelostlibertine April 1, 2005