Fag hag

A woman who can't find a straight person to date so she hangs around with the gays

That girl over there the one with carpet legs is such a fag hag

by thelostlibertine April 02, 2005

Muddy Puddle

Cocktail containing orange, pepsi and for those like me who prefer to punish your liver add a sjitload of vodka as well sounds wrong tastes good

I want to get very crunk please make me a muddy puddle

by thelostlibertine April 01, 2005

carpet legs

A girl who seems to have lost the ability to find a razor, leaving her legs covered in the attractive german leg syndrome

That girl has carpet legs that you could run a lawnmower over

by thelostlibertine April 02, 2005

lord of the rings drinking game

1 Watch anyone of the incredible lord of the rings trilogy.
2 Invite friends/geeks/alcoholics
3 Add favourite shots
4 Everytime anyone says "THE RING" a shot must be taken by all

Rules The last man/woman/geek/alcoholic/friend/hobbit left standing (or Sitting) wins causing much gayity and rejoicing

by thelostlibertine April 02, 2005

Terry Nutkin

NOUN Presenter on the really wild show. Grew up in the shadow of his more famous brother squirrel Nutkin

"Hello strange balding middle age squirrel sibling Terry Nutkin. You randy devil."

by thelostlibertine March 31, 2005

I Love My brick

Gr8 Father Ted phrase by father Jack

Shout out (best with two)"Fek" "Shite" "Arse" "Furniture Polish" "I Love my Brick" great for breaking the awkward silence often found in libraries

by thelostlibertine April 02, 2005

Heroin

Class A drug used by brilliant many rock stars and the guy from the others

see pete dohertyfor more info

by thelostlibertine April 01, 2005