WaffleGrain 

WaffleGrain is a nice kind hearted person that's always is there for his friends and never lets anyone down but is really bipolar and over thinks things a lot to cause him or she to panic.

When you go down in zombies you know WaffleGrain will get you back up and ready to go!

WaffleGrain by Marcus Schaeffer February 21, 2018

waffleganger

One who is commonly mistaken for being Belgian.

"Oh, yeah, no, I'm no Belgian--I'm a waffleganger. I just LOVE waffles, certain beers and Tintin."

waffleganger by teiam March 15, 2006

wafflestain 

a dirt pattern made when your shoe bottoms mark a wall. usually from athletic shoes or boots with a rugged knobby sole that leave dirt when propped on a light colored wall.

jerry's mom was pissed when she saw the wafflestain on the dining room wall.

wafflestain by panstalones April 17, 2008

WaffleGrate

When you’re shat on a woven garden chair and grate your shit between the holes like a cheese grater.

Oops, I’ve shat myself on my garden chair, I better wafflegrate it away.

WaffleGrate by WaffleProder July 28, 2023