wafflegasm 

The overwhelming feeling of joy that comes from a fresh bouquet of homemade waffles on an other wise cold, yucky morning.

Roommate 1: I was planning to sleep in, but this morning you had to get up and have a wafflegasm at the crack of dawn.
Roommate 2: Yeah sorry about that.
Roommate 1: You could at least be quiet about it...
Roommate 2: Obviously you haven't tried these waffles.

wafflegasm by Josephine Crew March 29, 2009

wafflegasm 

A rare occurance during which a human literally ejaculates a pre-cooked waffle. It is said to be extremely painful and in extremely rare cases, the waffle is followed by maple syrup and in one recorded instance, a small amount of butter.

1-"I had a wafflegasm last night"
2-"Did it hurt?"
1-"Yeah, im seeing my doctor tommarow."
2-"Has that ever happened to you before?"
1-"Once. I cried.*sniffle*"

wafflegasm by QazRant January 15, 2011

wafflegasm 

The announcement of one's orgasm via masturbation.

"I will be ejaculating at the beep. beep."

wafflegasm by The Global Man December 4, 2004

wafflegasm 

cums from jamaica, - wen u have an orgasm by eatin too many waffles

ooooh ooh ooh waffles, oooh, more!

wafflegasm by aaron May 13, 2005

WaffleTastik 

🔥 A FANTASTIK way to describe how AMAZING WAFFLES are.. WaffleTastik

🔥 As I bite into this warm, melted buttery, maple syrupy waffle..it taste WaffleTastik!

WaffleTastik by ClassicRonnie December 3, 2019

Wafflemama 

A total MILF and a cougar, probably your best friend's mom. She is kind and loving, but in a slightly suggestive way. Capable of making the most delicous waffles at any time, especially for inebraited persons. Will support awesome things like underage drinking and smoking, as long as "She didn't know about it." Genereally the hottest cougar you always wish you had the balls to tap.

Man, if I was older... and way ballsier... I'd be all over that wafflemama...

Wafflemama by wildekarrde April 15, 2009

waffletastic

Perhaps the greatest man in the world. Well on mcball.net at least. He is said to have thrown his first paintball at age -5.

A- Hey, have you ever wondered where the universe came from?
B- No, waffletastic made it.

waffletastic by waffleslolol August 21, 2013