vvitch

A super scary old lady that runs around naked in the woods eating babies, watches people from afar, and has close relations with the devil.

Oh fuck here comes the VVitch to murder my family and make me dance in the woods naked whilst being possessed.

vvitch by ChilleTid September 28, 2017

Veitch 

Veitch   {Veh-e-tch}
Adjective

To get intoxicated by drinking as little as possible. Usually followed by crashing on a couch an hour later, and puking all over yourself and everywhere around you, while screaming and asking yourself ''WHY ME!?''.

The following day, it is normal for anyone who has suffered from Veitching to rookie out and tell their parents everything that has happened.

Guy1: Dude! We where at a party last weekend and Jon got completely Veitched!

Guy2: I could see that coming, how much did he have?

Guy1: He had around 200ml of a cruiser and a beer. You should have smelt the couch man.

Guy2: Hahaha, good ol' Jono, I bet his parents caught him.

Guy1: You hit the nail on the head, mate.

Veitch by iGoToSPC August 22, 2012

veitch 

n.
1. Someone who uses unethical tactics to get noticed, in order to manipulate the weak-minded for donations.

John: Charlie veitched YouTube again, he blocked everyone with a brain and deleted their comments!
Tim: Let's thumbs down his videos to warn his retarded fanboys.

veitch by killdec April 15, 2013

Vitch Tits

(noun) An alternative name for Lance Stroll (currently a Formula One driver for Aston Martin) made by RocketPoweredMohawk, a Formula One satirist.

"Stroll 23, 24, 25"
"Don't you mean Vitch Tits? He's only part of La Mision!"

Vitch Tits by Gerald725DoubleBarrel March 13, 2023

veitch 

verb

1. to cause serious injury to another by repeatedly kicking them in the spine. Refers especially but not exclusively to the beating of ex-girlfriends.

1. "Dude, you didn't just lash out - you fucking veitched her!"

veitch by cookmesomeeggs August 6, 2008

Vitch Twitch 

A tingle of the vagina when someone you gives you affection

Jeez baby you just gave me a Vitch Twitch

Vitch Twitch by Professor Callie January 23, 2020

Veitch 

To "lash out" at someone and blame stress

Dude, I have been working 7 days a week, then my Mrs has the nerve not to cook me some eggs! So I Veitched her in the back... damn you stress! damn you straight to hell!

Veitch by GW7 August 2, 2008