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vagonion
pronunciation; (vajj-un-yan)
origin- French
When a man inserts an onion into a women's vagina, thus forcing the vagina to cry. (needs to be a whole WHITE onion, but the onion only needs to be inserted half way or more.
origin- French
When a man inserts an onion into a women's vagina, thus forcing the vagina to cry. (needs to be a whole WHITE onion, but the onion only needs to be inserted half way or more.
Stanley: yo dude, how was last night?
Hank: oh it was fantastic, I gave this chik the sickst vagonion.
Hank: oh it was fantastic, I gave this chik the sickst vagonion.
vagonion by robocock2000 January 7, 2009
Vagony
Most women experience vagony in childbirth. Others experience it in ill-advised handrail sliding incidents.
Vagona
A vagina on the go, typically attached to a female who is either a girlfriend or wife who will proceed to have sexual intercourse with you at any specified time or place.
"I've got my vagona with me"
"I used to date a vagona. We had sex everywhere, even on my neighbor's pool table."
"I used to date a vagona. We had sex everywhere, even on my neighbor's pool table."
Vagona by The Darth Ez May 17, 2010
Vagonym
Vagonym by sonofasomething October 2, 2008
Vagoner
Vagoner by Guy Smiley November 12, 2003
vagoner
vagoner by im~sexy~and~i~know~it December 30, 2011
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