Rydo's definitions
Origin: When a junkie (drug addict) buys heroin from an unscrupulous ice cream van, the height of the service window denotes that he adopts a dinosaur-like stance in order to achieve his drugs into his filthy hands.
This, in turn, allows the phrase Scumbagosaurus to be used to describe any given junkie, as they will likely have had to adopt this posture in the past, or in every single day of their existence.
This, in turn, allows the phrase Scumbagosaurus to be used to describe any given junkie, as they will likely have had to adopt this posture in the past, or in every single day of their existence.
"DAD! What the hell is that on top of that bin spitting blinding-glue at those pensioners whilst pathetically roaring?"
That, my son, is a Scumbagosaurus. He'll be dead in five years. Lunch?
That, my son, is a Scumbagosaurus. He'll be dead in five years. Lunch?
by Rydo December 20, 2010
Get the Scumbagosaurusmug. Most women experience vagony in childbirth. Others experience it in ill-advised handrail sliding incidents.
by Rydo January 27, 2012
Get the Vagonymug. The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.
Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.
Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.
Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.
Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.
Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.
by Rydo December 28, 2010
Get the Shooderymug. An unbelievably sharp/stabbing/debilitating pain in the District of Brown that normally lasts for up to 5 entire seconds and then completely disappears with no other side effects or manifestations.
A roughly biannual phenomenon, Random Anus Pain will occur (as the name suggests) for no apparent reason.
Usually happens when the sufferer is in the car, but not always. There is also an ensuing terror that 'This is it!' followed by perhaps several minutes of hyperventilating and the urge to immediately call someone and tell them about it.
It is thought that Random Anus Pain is similar to the body's 'falling off a mountain' flinch reaction when you are about to fall asleep. Except R.A.P. is your body's way of telling you that it can ruin you at any given moment, so you better start appreciating it.
A roughly biannual phenomenon, Random Anus Pain will occur (as the name suggests) for no apparent reason.
Usually happens when the sufferer is in the car, but not always. There is also an ensuing terror that 'This is it!' followed by perhaps several minutes of hyperventilating and the urge to immediately call someone and tell them about it.
It is thought that Random Anus Pain is similar to the body's 'falling off a mountain' flinch reaction when you are about to fall asleep. Except R.A.P. is your body's way of telling you that it can ruin you at any given moment, so you better start appreciating it.
by Rydo January 24, 2011
Get the Random Anus Painmug. The act of punching a vagina on the sweetspot so that it catches the hole to make a realistic batman noise
Things got a bit boring in the bedroom. Rodney had spilled his daily quota, but Kelly was lying spread-eagled with anticipation of an exciting climax, then it struck that she needed a Pussy Kapow!
by Rydo February 23, 2009
Get the Pussy Kapow!mug. by Rydo January 22, 2011
Get the District of Brownmug. The fluctuating dilation of the anus after a traumatic event, that makes it reflect the differing sizes of the British 50 pence and 20 pence coins (both coins are hexagonal).
Phone conversation.
Friend: "What's up man?"
Sufferer: "Dude, I've eaten nothing but white bread for three days and I've just had my first shit."
Friend: "Woah, nightmare!"
Sufferer: "Tell me about it, I've been curled up on the couch for the past hour and a half sucking my thumb while my ass is all '50p 20p'."
Friend: "What's up man?"
Sufferer: "Dude, I've eaten nothing but white bread for three days and I've just had my first shit."
Friend: "Woah, nightmare!"
Sufferer: "Tell me about it, I've been curled up on the couch for the past hour and a half sucking my thumb while my ass is all '50p 20p'."
by Rydo December 20, 2010
Get the 50p 20pmug.