Rydo's definitions

Male Pattern Balls

An inevitable patch of hairless scrotum where the testicles mostly rest against the gusset of the gentleman's underwear, resulting in friction baldness.

After a few years of carefree post-pubescent abandon, eventually every guy will suffer from male pattern balls.

by Rydo September 30, 2011

50p 20p

The fluctuating dilation of the anus after a traumatic event, that makes it reflect the differing sizes of the British 50 pence and 20 pence coins (both coins are hexagonal).

Phone conversation.

Friend: "What's up man?"

Sufferer: "Dude, I've eaten nothing but white bread for three days and I've just had my first shit."

Friend: "Woah, nightmare!"

Sufferer: "Tell me about it, I've been curled up on the couch for the past hour and a half sucking my thumb while my ass is all '50p 20p'."

by Rydo December 20, 2010

Pussy Kapow!

The act of punching a vagina on the sweetspot so that it catches the hole to make a realistic batman noise

Things got a bit boring in the bedroom. Rodney had spilled his daily quota, but Kelly was lying spread-eagled with anticipation of an exciting climax, then it struck that she needed a Pussy Kapow!

by Rydo February 23, 2009

District of Brown

The anus.

I got invited to the District of Brown for a ball game. Please don't make me go back there.

by Rydo January 22, 2011

Vagony

Vaginal Agony

Most women experience vagony in childbirth. Others experience it in ill-advised handrail sliding incidents.

by Rydo January 27, 2012

Yellow Map of Africa

The stain left on a gentleman's trouser after a wetting incident.

He walked into the party, like he was walking onto a yacht. His hat strategically dipped below one eye, his scarf it was apricot. And he also had a Yellow Map of Africa due to his incontinence. Not so vain now, huh?

by Rydo December 20, 2010

WCWS

WCWS - Worst Case Wife Scenario. A female whom is so unpleasant, visibly upsetting, annoying, unhygienic, rude, demanding, crazy or all of the aforementioned, that she has the potential to be the worst case scenario of a wife that you could imagine.

For use in a sentence = 'Worst Case Wife Scenario'
Acronym use for online = 'WCWS'

Jesus H Christmas, James! Check that crazy woman with the snaggle-tooth and the elastic waistband jeans eating pulling her husband's hair because he didn't just park in the disabled space and made her walk 12 steps. WCWS alert!

by Rydo December 17, 2010