A vagina on the go, typically attached to a female who is either a girlfriend or wife who will proceed to have sexual intercourse with you at any specified time or place.
"I've got my vagona with me"
"I used to date a vagona. We had sex everywhere, even on my neighbor's pool table."
"I used to date a vagona. We had sex everywhere, even on my neighbor's pool table."
by The Darth Ez May 17, 2010
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When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
by Chas501 December 31, 2016
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by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022
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by MLG quickscoper May 3, 2015
Get the vaginablaster mug.(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.
Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"
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