Vagonic

An extra strength douche. Similar to a colonic.

After the 500 person gang bang, Houston needed a vagonic to clean herself out.

by ltsmash1200 October 13, 2008

vaginicle

The icicle-like buildup of dried out vaginal fluid on the shaft of the penis, post coitus.

pl. vaginicles.

They lay together in the after glow, sweat glistening off their bodies, and a thin covering of shimmering vaginicles covering his now-flaccid member.

by Whytee December 19, 2004

vagonion

pronunciation; (vajj-un-yan)
origin- French

When a man inserts an onion into a women's vagina, thus forcing the vagina to cry. (needs to be a whole WHITE onion, but the onion only needs to be inserted half way or more.

Stanley: yo dude, how was last night?

Hank: oh it was fantastic, I gave this chik the sickst vagonion.

by robocock2000 January 7, 2009

vagunicorn

Vagunicorn is a vagina that sticks out like a unicorn horn:

Guy 1: God she looks like she has a boner.
Guy 2: She has a vagunicorn!

by vagunicorn12344 June 28, 2014

vaginica

The christian name of the maid of David Gest. Vaginica Semen (full name) was outed on the 2006 UK television programme 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!'. She almost undoubtedly does not exist, but this has not stopped her becoming a star in her own right.

David Gest: "Vaginica, wipe my bottom for me please."

by V.J. December 3, 2006

varonica

Varonica is an all around amazing person who everyone wants to be friends with. She is extremely beautiful with a perfect body which results in every guy crushing on her. She is super nice and tries to always stay out of drama and conflict. She has a small but loyal group of close friends but everyone likes her and chats with her. She’s definitely someone you want to meet!!

Classmate: “I love your jeans V!”
Varonica: “Thanks! Your hairs so cute.”

by loopygal July 26, 2019

Vaganical

Derived from the words "vagina" and "hammock" (ie vagamick) and then drunkenly used to describe the magical appearance of a vagina that 'needs to be contained' - the word vaganical ultimately means "magical out of control vagina"

Jake thought that cougar had a vaganical cooter.

by Binarybabe28 August 2, 2014