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vaginica 

The christian name of the maid of David Gest. Vaginica Semen (full name) was outed on the 2006 UK television programme 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!'. She almost undoubtedly does not exist, but this has not stopped her becoming a star in her own right.
David Gest: "Vaginica, wipe my bottom for me please."
vaginica by V.J. December 3, 2006
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Varonica is an all around amazing person who everyone wants to be friends with. She is extremely beautiful with a perfect body which results in every guy crushing on her. She is super nice and tries to always stay out of drama and conflict. She has a small but loyal group of close friends but everyone likes her and chats with her. She’s definitely someone you want to meet!!
Classmate: “I love your jeans V!”
Varonica: “Thanks! Your hairs so cute.”
varonica by loopygal July 26, 2019
An extra strength douche. Similar to a colonic.
After the 500 person gang bang, Houston needed a vagonic to clean herself out.
Vagonic by ltsmash1200 October 13, 2008

Vaganical 

Derived from the words "vagina" and "hammock" (ie vagamick) and then drunkenly used to describe the magical appearance of a vagina that 'needs to be contained' - the word vaganical ultimately means "magical out of control vagina"
Jake thought that cougar had a vaganical cooter.
Vaganical by Binarybabe28 August 2, 2014

Bermuda Vaginical 

Commonly referring to a woman with a never ending shaft.

Often a good place to find second hand items such as; dildos, ex boyfriends and lost pets.

Derivative of the Greek word "Dimitri"
She is really hot but I don't want to get lost in her "Bermuda Vaginical" I'm too young to die
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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