vagonica

a girl who is blonde whose real name is veronica or victoria

my friend veronica or vagonica

by Vagonica January 26, 2009

vaginica

The christian name of the maid of David Gest. Vaginica Semen (full name) was outed on the 2006 UK television programme 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!'. She almost undoubtedly does not exist, but this has not stopped her becoming a star in her own right.

David Gest: "Vaginica, wipe my bottom for me please."

by V.J. December 3, 2006

varonica

Varonica is an all around amazing person who everyone wants to be friends with. She is extremely beautiful with a perfect body which results in every guy crushing on her. She is super nice and tries to always stay out of drama and conflict. She has a small but loyal group of close friends but everyone likes her and chats with her. She’s definitely someone you want to meet!!

Classmate: “I love your jeans V!”
Varonica: “Thanks! Your hairs so cute.”

by loopygal July 26, 2019

Vagonic

An extra strength douche. Similar to a colonic.

After the 500 person gang bang, Houston needed a vagonic to clean herself out.

by ltsmash1200 October 13, 2008

Vaganical

Derived from the words "vagina" and "hammock" (ie vagamick) and then drunkenly used to describe the magical appearance of a vagina that 'needs to be contained' - the word vaganical ultimately means "magical out of control vagina"

Jake thought that cougar had a vaganical cooter.

by Binarybabe28 August 2, 2014

Bermuda Vaginical

Commonly referring to a woman with a never ending shaft.

Often a good place to find second hand items such as; dildos, ex boyfriends and lost pets.

Derivative of the Greek word "Dimitri"

She is really hot but I don't want to get lost in her "Bermuda Vaginical" I'm too young to die

by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017