vorda

she is a rattus ococopolus

Omg look it’s Vorda, that rat!

by hamilton767 September 22, 2021

vodaing

Vodaing (Voda AF is another variant) is when someone is unsafe in their firearm practice, training, or shooting.

Some also use this to describe poor tactics or lack of knowledge in regards to personal protection or tactical abilities.

The guy comes in here all Vodaing stabbing the paper target and shooting the ceiling.

by Menofarms July 28, 2017

Vodak Moment

The moment when you realize that vodka would go well with your current, nonalcoholic beverage.

Zac: This juice tastes great, but it's missing something..

Nate: Pour some Skyy in there, it'll taste awesome!

Zac: Total Vodak Moment.

by Dessimate March 17, 2011

voda af

Vodaing (Voda AF is another variant) is when someone is unsafe in their firearm practice, training, or shooting.

Some also use this to describe poor tactics or lack of knowledge in regards to personal protection or tactical abilities.

What was that dude trying to teach, that's Voda AF... he is gonna get someone hurt.

by Menofarms July 28, 2017

vodafone

Complete ineptitude at providing a product suitable for use in any way shape or form. Alternative meaning: Broadband at 64bps - 15kbps

Mike: I'm stuck in a 2 year contract with a company that spends all their money on advertising products that they never actually develop. and sorry I didn't get that email you sent me last year because I'm still waiting on the hotmail sign in page to load.

Paul: Ah! You stupid fucker! You signed up with vodafone didn't you? Their idea of broadband is a piece of string with a tin can tied to each end. You'd be better of sending a letter via post to the internet company so they can send you a print out of the web page you're trying to view. You'd save yourself so much time.

Mike: Useless fuckers

by Dorian81 April 14, 2008

voracious

Adjective meaning extremely greedy or gluttonous.

Timmy was such a voracious ass eater it took his dental hygienist a whole hour to clean the hardened bits of shit off his teeth.

by silkpouch January 2, 2009

vorpal

An adjective originating in Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky" poem in <i>Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Saw There</i>. Due to his description of it, most generally would agree that it deals with slashing damage severing a limb or head; however, it can be stretched to mean any form of weapon that can possibly kill in one blow, considering the word itself is a "nonsense word" created by Carroll. Despite its popularity and history, it still eludes a normal dictionary.

I don't allow my characters to have vorpal weapons; they are simply too powerful.

by Rydia January 30, 2004