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vompensate 

Originally a typo of "compensate" used on Fark.

1. To be paid retribution for being vilified in the eyes of the community. Like compensation, but with a few more zeroes on the check.

2. To receive payback after making your friends watch or engage in something particularly disgusting.

3. Payment for Vomp Rat pelts on some planets.
Examples:

1. "If you never did anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about, the counter-suit should vompensate you dearly."

2. "My roommate made me watch "2 Girls, 1 Cup," and I vompensated all over his iMac."

3. "I bullseyed those Vomp Rats with my T-16 back home. Where's my Vompensation?"
vompensate by Vompinsate March 25, 2008
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Compensated Dating 

Translated from the Japanese word, 「援助交際 」or "Enjo-kōsai." Compensated Dating is a term used to describe young women going on dates with older men in exchange for money or gifts. These dates often end in sexual activities. It is a form of prostitution, however most women who participate in Enjo-kōsai do not view themselves as prostitutes.

Although this term originated in Japan, compensated dating has spread to other East Asian countries and has even stretched to the USA under the phrases sugar daddy and sugar baby.

See enjo kosai.
Friend A: You're doing compensated dating? Isn't that really horrible and shady?!

Friend B: What does it matter? These older men are giving me a shit ton of money.
Compensated Dating by ixaa September 18, 2016

compensated dating 

A (Japanese) phenomenon that involves a (Japanese) schoolgirl (mostly in high school) dating a middle-aged man for money. It is frowned upon and shouldn't be done.
Kokona was in Shisuta Town doing compensated dating. How awful of her!

Compensate 

Pronunciation key( Com-pen-sayt)
verb
1. To make up for something that you don't have.
2. see compensation
1.Dude, He's just blowing smoke 'cause he's compensating for not having a good computer.

2.|\/|4|\|!!!! 1'|\/| go1|\|g 7o |<111 7|-|a7 guy on <5!!!(Man!!!!, I'm going to kill that guy on CS)
me: Dude, you're 1337 sucks. stop trying to compensate 'cause you don't have his skills
Compensate by Me-hung-low August 14, 2006

compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.
"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"
compensated endorser by Aeiouza December 26, 2013

compensated dating 

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.
My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.
compensated dating by Guido1 October 18, 2009

compensate 

He is compensating for the fact that he has slept with 1000snds of women and still can't have sex
Sorry I asked for sex again. No need to compensate for your lack of skill
compensate by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 21, 2019
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