vollum 

1. A grouping of four or more douchebags unmitigated by two or more hot chicks.

Did you see the vollum of douche at the Ed Hardy/ Affliction outlet sale?

vollum by sTalking_goat November 26, 2009

Porn Volume Threshold (PVT) 

The maximum volume level one would use on their computer while enjoying pornography privately

Hey man, I can hear those girls screaming from the other room you need to adjust your Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)

Porn Volume Threshold (PVT) by D4soni March 15, 2011

Funk Volume

Hopsin & SwizZz's (the 2 most insane rappers ever) independent record label.

Guy 1- "hey did you hear that crazy beat on the radio?"
Guy 2- "That's not the radio it's YouTube, It's Hopsin, from that Funk Volume Record Label I think" Incredible, right?
Guy 1- Hell yeah, turn that mothafucka' up.

Funk Volume by Psikiguy. K. Kentai Sweet December 30, 2011

Volume OCD

The disorder in which the volume of the television or computer must be a multiple of 5, (or sometimes just even or just odd numbers). If it is not on the preferred volume the person may get stressed, or agitated and will go out of their way to get the volume on their preferred number. They will do this in every environment, whether its in a public place or at someone else's house. People like to joke about it by putting the volume on '31' not '30' and then leaving the room... to these people I would like to say... I hate you.

At a friend's house, friend's Dad turns volume to 46... Person gets up, gets the remote, and turns it down 1.
*Whole family looks at you with confusion*
this is Volume OCD

Volume OCD by yo1234 October 26, 2013

Volumptious 

-Full and plump
-Hot as hell
- Sexy

My butt is so volumptious

You're so voluptious, that you could destroy Kim Kardashian with your butt.

Volumptious by George the Fish August 9, 2016

volume officer 

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.

"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."

volume officer by 123baseball321 March 23, 2009

vollmerized 

When a girl gets sucked into a vortex of pseudo-love, only to be disappointed by the mans rapid ejaculation and desire to make breakfast burittos with tator-tots in the morning.

Shanaynay: That dick Jon vollmerized me last night. Then he made me a shitty breakfast burrito with tator-tots, what a waste of time.

vollmerized by J-Rocks-Dizzle October 4, 2007