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Porn Volume Threshold (PVT) 

The maximum volume level one would use on their computer while enjoying pornography privately
Hey man, I can hear those girls screaming from the other room you need to adjust your Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)
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Funk Volume

Hopsin & SwizZz's (the 2 most insane rappers ever) independent record label.
Guy 1- "hey did you hear that crazy beat on the radio?"
Guy 2- "That's not the radio it's YouTube, It's Hopsin, from that Funk Volume Record Label I think" Incredible, right?
Guy 1- Hell yeah, turn that mothafucka' up.

Volume OCD

The disorder in which the volume of the television or computer must be a multiple of 5, (or sometimes just even or just odd numbers). If it is not on the preferred volume the person may get stressed, or agitated and will go out of their way to get the volume on their preferred number. They will do this in every environment, whether its in a public place or at someone else's house. People like to joke about it by putting the volume on '31' not '30' and then leaving the room... to these people I would like to say... I hate you.
At a friend's house, friend's Dad turns volume to 46... Person gets up, gets the remote, and turns it down 1.
*Whole family looks at you with confusion*
this is Volume OCD
Volume OCD by yo1234 October 26, 2013

Volumptious 

-Full and plump
-Hot as hell
- Sexy
My butt is so volumptious

You're so voluptious, that you could destroy Kim Kardashian with your butt.
Volumptious by George the Fish August 9, 2016

volume officer 

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."
volume officer by 123baseball321 March 23, 2009

vollmerized 

When a girl gets sucked into a vortex of pseudo-love, only to be disappointed by the mans rapid ejaculation and desire to make breakfast burittos with tator-tots in the morning.
Shanaynay: That dick Jon vollmerized me last night. Then he made me a shitty breakfast burrito with tator-tots, what a waste of time.
vollmerized by J-Rocks-Dizzle October 4, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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