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god someone who is very, very boss. they can do whatever, whenever. the absolute best.
woah, tom just deff. proved hes a vollmer.
vollmer by kayyyyy April 26, 2008
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worst in bed retarded and rejected by all women and men alike. only action a vollmer gets is via animal
did you hear some one raped old man jenkins goat.

beat it was a vollmer
vollmer by dead not sleeping October 12, 2010
ugly ass bitch who sucks sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much dick
she is such a vollmer
vollmer by hiil April 24, 2017
Vollmer is a type of person who does their best to suck your personal wealth out of you, without actually causing pain, but just extreme annoyance after you notice it is happening
Omg he such a Vollmer he turned up 1 day for a glass of water and never left.
Vollmer by Royalboy February 13, 2021

Volmert's law 

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.
Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.
Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014

Seele Vollerei 

Bronya's girlfriend
"Hey,do you know Seele Vollerei from Honkai?"
"Yeah of course,she's Bronya's girlfriend!"