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van der Vlerk 

To loose half your stuff to a bitchy fiancee and then get cunt struck by the next girl that comes along, Leaving you in a position where you will likley lose half of your half.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.
Man, poor Barry. Those girls really pulled a van der Vlerk on him.

van der Vlerk by Duck Newland April 21, 2008
Related Words
vlark • Vlarkable • vark • varkas • vlak • vlakrodos • Vlack • vlar • Vlatko • Vaarkampanjen
When someone has curly hair and it makes their head look fat
Dood, check out that guys vark lol, lets give him abuse

That dude is so varkular

He suffers from varkulosis
Vark by deetothemuthhafukincee October 18, 2011
A guy that usually has an accent, probably close to Italy, Loves his mom, friends and parties. A guy that is very goofy and sweet.
Mom: Vlatko come here sweetie."

Vlatko: No mom! Im inebriated and stfu.. please.
Vlatko by TurboBug May 28, 2010

Alex Varkatzas 

Alex Varkatzas is the screamer for the band Atreyu.
"I feel it welling up inside and Robert Smith lied, boys do cry. and with blood tears in my eyes im an Anne Rice novel come to life..."

-Alex Varkatzas screams those lyrics.

vlakia/vlakies 

vlakia~ (pronounced vláh-kee-ya) vlakia/vlakies is a greek word that translates to any and all of these terms: ~shenanigans, ridiculousness, stupidity, nonsense, idiocy, foolishness, tomfoolery, silliness, goofiness~
but it really can be used for the most random things. it can be put anywhere in a sentence- used as a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, anything you want. and you can even call or refer to someone as a vlakia.

vlakia is used for a singular object, person, place, etc.. but vlakies is for anything plural. there really is no difference between them and the best part is you can really use it in any scenario.
vlakia/vlakies is anything ridiculous or a shenanigan

“Did you see Maria flirting with all those boys?”

“Yeah ew I know she’s a vlakia”

“I can’t believe there’s no air condition in this place”

“Yeah it’s such a vlakia”

*Car stops abruptly in front of you*
“WHAT THE VLAKIA WAS THAT!”

“Do you like any of these toys?”
“No they’re all vlakies!”

*Stubs toe*
“Ugh vlakia”

*You miss a foul shot*
(mumbles under breath): “vlakies.”

“Oh I miss that vlakia Nick he’s so funny”

*Stomach hurts*
“What is this vlakia.”

*Watches Hanna B on bachelorette for two seconds*
“EW hanna! Jed is such a vlakia what the heck. Tyler isn’t a vlakia at all so pick him you vlakia!”

“UGH! This vlakia phone keeps bugging. I need a new one”
vlakia/vlakies by vlakies August 24, 2019
Vlakas means stupid in Greek language, synonym is Malakas
How stupid r u ? Poso vlakas eisai ?
You are stupid! Eisai vlakas!

vlakas by Stallion81 May 12, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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