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van der Vlerk
To loose half your stuff to a bitchy fiancee and then get cunt struck by the next girl that comes along, Leaving you in a position where you will likley lose half of your half.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.
van der Vlerk by Duck Newland April 21, 2008
Vark
Dood, check out that guys vark lol, lets give him abuse
That dude is so varkular
He suffers from varkulosis
That dude is so varkular
He suffers from varkulosis
Vark by deetothemuthhafukincee October 18, 2011
Alex Varkatzas
"I feel it welling up inside and Robert Smith lied, boys do cry. and with blood tears in my eyes im an Anne Rice novel come to life..."
-Alex Varkatzas screams those lyrics.
-Alex Varkatzas screams those lyrics.
Alex Varkatzas by xHaileyxVarkatzasx April 19, 2006
vlakia/vlakies
vlakia~ (pronounced vláh-kee-ya) vlakia/vlakies is a greek word that translates to any and all of these terms: ~shenanigans, ridiculousness, stupidity, nonsense, idiocy, foolishness, tomfoolery, silliness, goofiness~
but it really can be used for the most random things. it can be put anywhere in a sentence- used as a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, anything you want. and you can even call or refer to someone as a vlakia.
vlakia is used for a singular object, person, place, etc.. but vlakies is for anything plural. there really is no difference between them and the best part is you can really use it in any scenario.
but it really can be used for the most random things. it can be put anywhere in a sentence- used as a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, anything you want. and you can even call or refer to someone as a vlakia.
vlakia is used for a singular object, person, place, etc.. but vlakies is for anything plural. there really is no difference between them and the best part is you can really use it in any scenario.
vlakia/vlakies is anything ridiculous or a shenanigan
“Did you see Maria flirting with all those boys?”
“Yeah ew I know she’s a vlakia”
“I can’t believe there’s no air condition in this place”
“Yeah it’s such a vlakia”
*Car stops abruptly in front of you*
“WHAT THE VLAKIA WAS THAT!”
“Do you like any of these toys?”
“No they’re all vlakies!”
*Stubs toe*
“Ugh vlakia”
*You miss a foul shot*
(mumbles under breath): “vlakies.”
“Oh I miss that vlakia Nick he’s so funny”
*Stomach hurts*
“What is this vlakia.”
*Watches Hanna B on bachelorette for two seconds*
“EW hanna! Jed is such a vlakia what the heck. Tyler isn’t a vlakia at all so pick him you vlakia!”
“UGH! This vlakia phone keeps bugging. I need a new one”
“Did you see Maria flirting with all those boys?”
“Yeah ew I know she’s a vlakia”
“I can’t believe there’s no air condition in this place”
“Yeah it’s such a vlakia”
*Car stops abruptly in front of you*
“WHAT THE VLAKIA WAS THAT!”
“Do you like any of these toys?”
“No they’re all vlakies!”
*Stubs toe*
“Ugh vlakia”
*You miss a foul shot*
(mumbles under breath): “vlakies.”
“Oh I miss that vlakia Nick he’s so funny”
*Stomach hurts*
“What is this vlakia.”
*Watches Hanna B on bachelorette for two seconds*
“EW hanna! Jed is such a vlakia what the heck. Tyler isn’t a vlakia at all so pick him you vlakia!”
“UGH! This vlakia phone keeps bugging. I need a new one”
vlakia/vlakies by vlakies August 24, 2019
vlakas
vlakas by Stallion81 May 12, 2006
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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ulzzang
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