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A guy that usually has an accent, probably close to Italy, Loves his mom, friends and parties. A guy that is very goofy and sweet.
Mom: Vlatko come here sweetie."

Vlatko: No mom! Im inebriated and stfu.. please.
Vlatko by TurboBug May 28, 2010
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Vlatko is a piece of heaven on earth. With his smart, dedicated and focused mind he is capable of debating about almost anything. His knowledge verses about irrelevant and funny things to the sizes of populations in different countries. He is a royal with a conqueror spirit. He is brave and will pursue his objectives.
Pay attention! Do not try to offend him because his impetus will domain the room.
He has also a funny side and his laugh is charming. His body shake is a success.
Vlatko is He. The Almighty Vlatko.
Vlatko by Theoneandone November 22, 2021
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A person as special as his name - there is nobody like him!

Vratko is very attractive, it takes only one look at his eyes and you'll be gone. Not only his looks are charming though, he also has a wonderful personality! He likes to make himself heard but be careful - he doesn't like being the centre of attention.

Vratko has a very good taste of humour but not everybody gets his jokes. Don't be offended if he roasts you, he's just joking around. You might want to think twice before arguing with Vratko - he's very clever and always comes up with the best points and is good at proving others wrong. He doesn't mean anything bad though, he just loves sharing his opinions. Vratko also loves dark humour and might joke about killing people and so but in real life he's the nicest person you'll ever meet.

He doesn't have a bad word to say about anyone. He's out-going and positive, no wonder why everybody loves being around him! If you ever need anyone, he'll be there. He's a good listener and full of emphaty. He truly cares about people.
Vratko is intelligent, funny and kind - what else could you ask for? ... Well, he has that too. Vratkos are rare so if you find one you better keep him, you will not regret it!
Person 1: Who is that handsome guy over there?
Person 2: It's Jacob.
Person 1: He's pretty decent, but when I think about it, Vratko is still hotter.
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Person 1: Look, Vratko is coming this way with the dramatic opinion look on his face.
Person 2: Not again! We better run away before he'll rant about something.
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Person 1: Wow, that girl is so hot! Do you think I could ask her number?
Person 2: Don't even think about it, she's Vratko's girlfriend.
Person 1: Oh no! I have no chance beside him.
Vratko by tsigabiga April 2, 2019
One in a million, million, million, the most beautiful, smartest, most talented, loving, caring person in the whole universe.

to be a vlatka is similar to being one of a god/goddess, unattainable to the normal person but if even being surrounded by a vlatka can make one feel better than being a normal person.

( POJK, PERFECTION, TAKEN )
wow, your almost as amazing as vlatka.
is that one of those mirages with a VL engine.
no, its one of those angel like creatures that changes peoples lives.
Vlatka by jkkessell April 7, 2010

pull a Vlatka 

Interior design term, to make something beautiful from something ordinary.
He pull a Vlatka on that flat, now it looks spectacular.
pull a Vlatka by sajtize March 18, 2021
the dream of every girl endowed with intelligence (bulgarian slang)
"Look at that Vladko over there, he,s a real hunk!":)
vladko by livethroughmusic April 8, 2005
Vlajko is a name
vlajko by Vlajko December 31, 2016
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