when someone has a blond moment or brain fart; also accompanied by the "vark scale" (see "vark scale")
by Mr. Martin's 1st period March 28, 2009
We have this saying around these parts and we thought that it would be nice to share this with our funny word-loving friends. It's called "varking", and it's a verb.
To vark. First, a little history: there was a very famous dog around here a year or so ago that liked to sniff around alot, and when she did, she looked just like an aardvark. She would poke and sniff for hours in this aardvark position, and we started calling this action "aardvarking" and later shortened it to "varking". So if you ever find yourself walking around, looking at something here and some other thing there or not really anything much at all...well you can say that you are varking!
by Ned Sneed February 11, 2004
Varks are anteaters.
by uttam maharjan August 11, 2010
A vark (pronounced fark, or farkuh for the plural varke) is a person who drives like a maniac, belches, farts or swears loudly in public, picks on the little guys (if you catch my drift) or beats his girlfriend. There are lots of similarities between varke and townies, but they aren't as distinctive in clothing as townies are, which makes them so much scarier. The literal meaning of vark is pig. Varke could be anybody, even your next-door neighbour, or your brother in jail.
*After a belch* "Sies jou vark!" (Shame on you, you vark!)
Die donnerse vark het sopas voor my ingedruk in die tou! (The damn vark just jumped the queue in front of me!)
Die donnerse vark het sopas voor my ingedruk in die tou! (The damn vark just jumped the queue in front of me!)
by Kobus November 11, 2005
Dood, check out that guys vark lol, lets give him abuse
That dude is so varkular
He suffers from varkulosis
That dude is so varkular
He suffers from varkulosis
by deetothemuthhafukincee October 18, 2011
A cool nice friend who will support, annoy, and support you.
Although he may be a total dick, if you need him he will be there for you.
Although he may be a total dick, if you need him he will be there for you.
by Ididyourdad69420 June 03, 2023