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Mr.Varagas (or however you fucking spell his name) is a shitty ass vice principal who thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he can better Lake Side Middle School by breaking up groups in Lunch and forcing them to sit away from their friends. And sit by rachet hoes they don't even know. No one can eat in peace before he starts spitting in your face! He's gonna have to bend down on some knees so we can get some more fucking lunch tables!!!
Student: Have you heard Mr.Vargas split up our group today?

Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.
Mr.Vargas by StarvedLakeSideStudent February 17, 2019
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feliciano vargas 

An Italian man who is obsessed with pasta and a German man named Ludwig.
Feliciano Vargas: Ludwig!!!!! I love you more than pasta!!!!!!
Ludwig: Feli......get back to your training.

lovino vargas 

The human name of Romano from the anime Axis Powers: Hetalia
Hetalian 1: Romano is my favorite character!!
Hetalian 2: I know right! I love Lovino Vargas <3
lovino vargas by Hetalian413 November 6, 2015

Varrasso 

The modern day renaissance man. Also known as V-fresh.
"Where's Varrasso?"
Varrasso by Best friend Koala December 14, 2009
An orgasm only better
Man that girl was so hot i just had a vargasm in my pants!
Vargasm by THE MASTER-09 April 2, 2009

Alex Varkatzas 

Alex Varkatzas is the screamer for the band Atreyu.
"I feel it welling up inside and Robert Smith lied, boys do cry. and with blood tears in my eyes im an Anne Rice novel come to life..."

-Alex Varkatzas screams those lyrics.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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