"VITALS" - A Paintball contest where only hits to the back, chest or head count as eliminations. Hits to the legs, arms or shoulders do not count. Often played with VitalsGear which shows the vital organs on the game and tournament shirts, tank tops and protective brain caps. There is even a crazy accessory called a "Punji Plate" that is sometimes used to enhance the realism of the Vitals contest and really pump the adrenalin.
Paintballer's who crave the rush of combat realism play "vitals" because they know in real combat only a hit to a vital organ would really matter anyway.
by disneydad March 1, 2008
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The act of checking your e-mail, im's, myspace, chatroom, blog, internet dating site or text messages.
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Get the go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being mug.The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.
Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"
You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"
You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.
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