vitals

"VITALS" - A Paintball contest where only hits to the back, chest or head count as eliminations. Hits to the legs, arms or shoulders do not count. Often played with VitalsGear which shows the vital organs on the game and tournament shirts, tank tops and protective brain caps. There is even a crazy accessory called a "Punji Plate" that is sometimes used to enhance the realism of the Vitals contest and really pump the adrenalin.

Paintballer's who crave the rush of combat realism play "vitals" because they know in real combat only a hit to a vital organ would really matter anyway.

vitals by disneydad March 1, 2008

check your vitals 

To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.

Check your vitals.

Get off the computer, whore. I need to check my vitals.

Hey, wanna go get something to eat?
Sure, but lemme finish checkin' my vitals first.

check your vitals by malmix April 27, 2007

check my vitals 

The act of checking your e-mail, im's, myspace, chatroom, blog, internet dating site or text messages.

Man hold up a minute and let me check my vitals before we leave.

check my vitals by yeslowlow June 18, 2007

Vitalyyboo 

The most sweetest cutest person that you could ever talk too. Also a legend on tik tok.

Vitalyyboo is the best person to stan!!

Vitalyyboo by 🤪🔥☀️ January 15, 2019

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

Vitas Virus 

The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.

Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"

You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.

Vitas Virus by VV Victim January 26, 2010

vitalbow 

is a common Norwegian/norglish slang used to call someone a massive wanker or someone who masturbates a lot.

Jesus christ that guy is such a vitalbow

vitalbow by ChickenMcblyat August 23, 2016